19 years old in Jacksonville, main hobbies are singing and being sarcastic
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
(Source: stantanic)
oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?
Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
NEOPETS
I was a neomillionaire back in the day
B) Chombies galore.
(Source: juicybugz)
ICONIC
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
GO TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU LOVE THEM AND THANK THEM FOR SLEEPING IN THE KITCHEN FOR SO MANY YEARS SO YOU COULD HAVE THE ONLY BEDROOM IN THE HOUSE
*living room
<3
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
the twist of all twists. Ingenious.
